This page is just for fun — a collection of satirical news articles, short stories, and the occasional poem I’ve written over the years. Enjoy!
(I normally write about public speaking. You can read those articles here!)
“The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese”
An Ode to Gruyere; or, An Homage to Fromage
SIBLINGS UNITE AGAINST NEW JOBS INITIATIVE
A controversial new bill to boost household employment sparks a backlash.
NSA HOSTS ANNUAL SECRET RECIPE POTLUCK
Newly leaked documents—and crowded picnic tables—reveal the agency’s history of clandestine surveillance of Americans’ recipes.
TV STATION REGRETS HIRING YOUNG MUSICIAN AS WEATHERMAN
“We’ve got some sadness and despair coming through this afternoon, along with a 95 percent chance of a bitter and lonely future.”
ACTIVE WEEK FOR HERNANDEZ FAMILY COURT
A series of controversial cases tests the court’s resolve—and its patience.
Job Qualifications; or, An Honest Cover Letter
Here’s one for all you job-seekers out there.
Beware the Snares of Sax and Violins
All you’ll find here is whirlwind concert tour of music puns.
GROUP PROJECT GOES AWRY IN HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
Trouble in the halls & study rooms of Congress.
AREA MAN FINDS PERFECT JOB
The job description is notable for being composed entirely of intangibles -- character traits and personal qualities that are conveniently difficult to measure, and whose interpretation is largely subjective.
